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Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

When Bert Kreischer was in his twenties, he backpacked through Europe and had an educational experience at a live sex show in Amsterdam. Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: http://www.cc.com/shows/this-is-not-happening/full-episodes Follow Bert Kreischer on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer

Top 50 Military Fails! 💣

Funny fails in the military with soldiers who fail at gun shooting, grenade throwing, rocket launchers, mortars, army tanks and more! ✔️ Care to subscribe? http://goo.gl/uFNaA3 ✔️ Turn on notifications and never miss any upcoming videos! #military #army #fails Top 50 military fails: #1 Soldier in training doesn't fit through door opening. #2 Israeli soldier kicks tire and falls on the floor. #3 Soldier gets his beret shot off from soldier behind him. Luckily it was a blank round. #4 US soldier tries to mount and ride a camel. #5 Tank driver crashes into truck of its own platoon. #6 South-African army faceplant fail at parade. #7 Soldier throws smoke grenade at doorstep during marine training exercise. #8 Military soldier falls while marching. #9 Private, you're out of ammo. #10 Female soldier climbs up wall and splits her pants. #11 Marine or soldier falls into water. #12 Soldier attempts to pull tank back on loading truck single-handedly. #13 German army with mortar fail. #14 Korean soldier kicks his squad mate in the nuts by accident. #15 RPG failure. #16 Battle tank in traffic make a turn at high speed and hits police car during its drift. #17 General receives award and lets it slip out of his hand. #18 Soldier trips and falls on grass field. #19 Soldier in training fails at throwing smoke grenade through doorstep. #20 Private soldier shooting fail for having magazine upside down in his chamber. #21 Iranian Special Forces demonstration fail. Staged? #22 Soldier falls off jeep. #23 Greek soldiers marching in miniskirts fails. #24 German army fail with a grenade. #25 RPG fail. #26 Soldier tries to repair vehicle and falls backwards. #27 Soldier performs front flip and lands on his back. #28 RPG fail. #29 Tank loading onto truck tips over. #30 .50 Caliber Machine Gun fail. #31 Drill Sergeant, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there. #32 Mortar fail. #33 Soldier Cole McGuffin hurts himself after he demonstrates his gun. #34 Two grenade throwing fails. #35 Kuwait crew attempts tank drifting and flips over. #36 Dog interferes with military parade. #37 Torpedo launch fail. #38 Soldier throwing grenade in his own pit at shooting range. #39 Javelin anti-tank missile launch fail. #40 Wall collapses when soldier peeks over it. #41 Tank falls off platform at military parade in Kursk, Russia. #42 Mortar launch fail. #43 US soldier in Afghanistan falls off camel. #44 Military truck towing fail. #45 Two soldiers trip over edge of road and faceplant at the exact same time. #46 Wall running soldier lands on his head. #47 Soldier sprints, trips and falls. #48 Soldier falls on the floor at marching exercise. #49 Taiwanese artillery shell recoil fail. #50 Ukrainian soldier jump fail. Recommended videos: ● Top 20 Wedding Fails: https://youtu.be/64w6h6kEPfg ● Top 25 Awkward Moments: https://youtu.be/fXhQ9vK0yyc ● Top 25 Worst Drivers: https://youtu.be/NRJH9htty_E ● Top 10 People getting OWNED: https://youtu.be/g7o1jL1863Q ● Top 5 Anesthesia Reactions: https://youtu.be/h_4GOEqTyLQ ● Top 10 News Fails: https://youtu.be/Y-1qb70DFdA Social media: ► INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/topdingenyt/ ► FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/topdingen ► GOOGLE+ : https://goo.gl/pB61za ► TWITTER: https://twitter.com/TopDingenNL Music: ► The A-Team theme song (intro) ► Dj Quads - Downtown Funk https://soundcloud.com/aka-dj-quads ► Dj Quads - It´s True ► FortyThr33 - Silky Thoughts and Peace of Mind https://soundcloud.com/fortythr33-43 Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/hsd-C5Kivsg ► Mike Williams x Tom & Jame - Step Up https://spinninrecords.com/releases/step-up/?utm_source=site&utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=social https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqn1V54Y8IwTsjPrQHKtzGw ► MBB - Arrival (outro) Feel free to add captions in another language: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCArcrGQYzJhB_IfEla_XN4Q

Bill Burr’s Issues With The Airline Boarding Process - CONAN on TBS

Bill doesn’t want people in uniform or children boarding the plane before him when he's worked hard to afford a first-class plane ticket. More CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com/video Team Coco is the official YouTube channel of late night host Conan O'Brien, CONAN on TBS & TeamCoco.com. Subscribe now to be updated on the latest videos: http://bit.ly/W5wt5D For Full Episodes of CONAN on TBS, visit http://teamcoco.com/video Get Social With Team Coco: On Facebook: ‪https://www.facebook.com/TeamCoco‬ On Google+: https://plus.google.com/+TeamCoco/ On Twitter: http://twitter.com/TeamCoco On Tumblr: http://teamcoco.tumblr.com On YouTube: http://youtube.com/teamcoco Follow Conan O'Brien on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien

Mila Kunis: Russian Sounds Like Klingon! (The Graham Norton Show)

Watch an exclusive SNEAK PEEK from an all new episode of THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW before the U.S. Premiere *** Saturday March 9 at its NEW time 10:15pm/9:15c, immediately following an all new episode of RIPPER STREET *** With a jam-packed line-up of must-see guests: MILA KUNIS, JUDE LAW, DAME JUDI DENCH and musical guest OLLY MURS. Here, dive into MILA's childhood growing up in a tiny town in Ukraine (haven't heard of it? It's a "big town, huge, massive!") - and her fluency in Russian, which comes in handy in taxis... But no matter what language she's speaking, strangers on the street still yell a certain Family Guy reference at her. Graham Norton's back on BBC America with an all new season of the UK's biggest talk show, with his renowned comedy monologues, eccentric stories, and of course, today's hottest stars. Don't miss the all new episodes chockfull of laugh-out-loud stories, outrageous characters, and pure Graham Norton! Presented by BBC America's MINISTRY OF LAUGHS - humour is funnier with an extra 'U.' For more on THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW: visithttp://www.bbcamerica.com/the-graham-... And keep up with all of the best shows on BBC America by following us on Facebook and Twitter! http://twitter.com/bbcamerica http://www.facebook.com/bbcamerica

The Whitest Thing Ever | Tony Rock | Stand-up Comedy

Tony Rock recounts seeing the whitest thing ever at an airport. Follow us on Instagram at @laughfactoryhw http://instagram.com/laughfactoryhw Want to see more Stand Up Comedy? Subscribe to the Laugh Factory's channel here: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=thelaughfactory Tell us what you thought in the comments and don't forget to like and add this video to your favorites if you LOL'd! For exclusive ad free content and longer videos, try out Laugh Factory VIP for 99 cents a month: http://www.youtube.com/user/laughfactoryVIP http://twitter.com/thelaughfactory http://facebook.com/laughfactory http://instagram.com/laughfactoryhw# http://laughfactory.com LIVE SHOW TICKETS: http://www.laughfactory.com/clubs

This is the story about the time I robbed a train in Russia with the Russian Mafia.

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